Let's go down the rabbit hole together.

Wait, they make gloves without holes in them???

contortionist/yoga/striptease routine that lasts way too long

Forget that it had been 39 years since Brazil lost a competitive match on home soil.

I'm seeing some reports that the Brazil team left the stadium in boxcars, can Deadspin confirm this?

Holocaust? More like... goalocaust. Amirite? :D

Sick of this crap.

I would buy tickets to see the Redskin Potatoes play the Cowboys. Then I would scallop them. The tix, not the Cowboys. That would be racist.

Idahoped this would have ended by now.

eye see what you did there.

I think people making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested. Anyone who thinks that joke is funny is clearly baked.

This guy knows what's up.

What is this potato joke you speak of? I'm a fan of both potatoes and jokes.

It could be worse. People could be clamoring for Deadskins. Amirite, Sean Taylor's estate?

I think people making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested. That joke has already been mashed.

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That was my takeaway from the article as well.

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