I thought Tracy McGrady was trying out for MLB...Bosh too, huh?

+1, don't apologize...shit was funny!

What a bitch.

+1 nice

Waterworld

+1 (I tried to say that shit real fast 3 times in a row...)

-Lloyd Christmas

It's so much better to read Tyson's stories than to hear him tell them, with his manly voice of a 9 year old.

It was my first thought too...good work! +1

Rey Meowauluga

Brian Furlacher.

Steve Catwater.

Couldn't have said it better myself. +1

You bastard. Well done sir. +1

I understand the need for instant replay and getting calls correct. I am a huge baseball fan, and I have a serious question that I need some input on. We all know instant replay is great for making sure calls are correct. Refs/Umps definitely don't need to be the reason for an outcome of a game. My point though,…

So...what was his grade on that turd...?

I quit running when I turned 16 and started driving. And, 4 o'clock only comes one time a day for me. Fuck running.

+1