Schiano doesn't coach the Rays...duh...

Absolutely not, I love women. I was just stating sometimes y'all are assholes. It's science.

There are a few out there who aren't completely bat-shit crazy. All women come equipped with it, just a few select few know how to contain it. Well done! Who knew fucking Deadspin could solve such difficult dilemmas.

I shit you not. I just emailed my g/f this link, and she replied back with "OMG, I totally do that to you! I'm so sorry! :-)" This is pure fucking gold.

This is clutch. Made my day sir. +shitload

Somebody needs to check that guys basement.

+1 I chuckled

Kanye should have bought AT&T park, and rented this...

Can't forget about "Buns Of..."

At least this asshole knows how to hold a phone while shooting video.

I guess if you are willing to go to an actual Cleveland Browns' tailgate party, well then you really have hit rock bottom. Zero fucks were given obviously.

Who the fuck wears these?

The prosecution really ramped up their effort by asking, "Are you sure...?"

The "nose-banging" of said apple is when I knew this guy knew his shit.