You sir. That Ambulance. You’re a genius.

I’m currently unmarried, no kids, and own 4 cars. Totally not justified in any way, but I love it. I’ve got two Subaru SVX’s, and orange 1987 300zx sitting in my garage (my fourth 300zx), and my newest fun car, a decommissioned 1994 Ford E350 Ambulance:

Also useful for pulling air out of the car. Put the windows down, recirc on, fans at max, and drive. Quickly gets all the hot air out of the car if it’s been sitting in the sun, or the damp air out before parking in the winter so you don’t get ice on the inside.

Anti lock brakes. Complain about speed sensors and government intervention all you want. But when you need them, they come through. I have zero doubt that quite a number of people reading this comment avoided death or injury at least once because of ABS.

I remember a similar bullshit line when the FJ Cruiser came out.

There were no Lexus stories here, but they are supposed to be great. They certainly treated Mr. Demuro’s father right.

To be fair, Sepp gave a perfectly valid reason, “Abby, Abby, Abby, how in the world of soccer will our people be able to calculate the amount of bribe we’ll get based on some percentage of zero?”

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

Well, at least no one will get mad at me for playing as Scorpion anymore.

An incontinence indeed.

See, I fucking hate Floyd Mayweather. I think any person that hits a woman for any reason short of she’s running at me with a knife is the lowest of the low. That being said...

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

I KNEW IT

It’s like watching people play Gran Turismo for the first time.

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