This is good, but you’re giving too much faith to players/teams to not abuse it. I have been thinking something like this:

the dude with the tits?

wait, how can you type if you can't read?

LOL, no way in hell Floyd would be able to correctly spell “cordially”...

Then you have terrible taste

Steps to getting any car you want

I fully applaud this video being used everywhere it can be. Fitting it into a VW Golf thread is pretty masterful

It’s a chevy work truck...not a god damn Rolls Royce.

That’s not a great investment.

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

Look, it’s like they always say - you can’t have your birthday cake and jump out of it in an Easter bunny costume wearing a lace-thong, basketball sneakers, and Chanel #16 ‘sandal’, without getting skin treatment for contact flour dermatitis, footing a hefty dry-cleaning bill for the whole lot of it, just to realize…

Came for this, wasn’t disappointed.

Lamboat (dude).

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE BONE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR ERECTION!

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

You can’t hold somebody accountable for what they said in mid December 2012. We all thought the world was gonna end in a week.

Doug, if you need an endorsement for the next book, I think this is your man.