He's a Cowboys fan. He doesn't live in Texas.

While I appreciate and respect your response,

The death star was built a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. It successfully destroyedAlderaan on it's first test fire on not as long ago as it was built. Sadly itwas destroyed by a bunch of stunt fighters shooting a simple torpedo into an exhaust shaft.

Not true.

It's reasoning like this that makes "Die Hard" end up on the "Best Christmas Movies" list.

Top 10 awkward hugs of 2014...LD and JK

Just gunna leave this here.

Needs a Mutombo finger wag.

Remember, wives are temporary, Lego is forever.

This cannot be a coincidence

D O W N F O R C E

If this guy crashed there would be literally tens of dollars in damages.

Bugatti Veyron. That thing didn't even seem possible 10 years ago when released.

So you are telling me that you want to build a Jeep on a Fiat hatchback chassis? Get out of my office!

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.