This was filmed in Australia.

He only scored that because he was wearing his lucky squirrel on top of his head.

This would be me.

that the crazy flying gun that they built the A-10 around?

So lots of tongue, got it.

Most of all, it's a not so subtle "I told you so" to Pagani's neighbors in Sant'Agata.

M12 Light Transport. AKA Warthog. With the hydrogen fuel cell. Yes reproductions have been made. But do they have a fuel cell or 30mm chain gun, gauss cannon, or rocket launcher? Plus it can into rally car (races in Halo).

So wait - The car that is having problems while still covered under warranty is getting them fixed? AND the car is also getting other pro-active fixes done for parts that have been known to cause issues? AND the manufacturer is offering a loaner car? AND the owner of the car didn't have to deal with a dealer at any…

"You know what they say..."

Subaru Outback/Forester

This is most likely 100% accurate. But I still don't like them.

you lost me at PT cruiser.

Times I have cash on me:

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

He's a man! He's 40!

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

By the time you can "see" your tires need air, you needed air a while ago.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

Let me clear it up. These soccer players are tough as nails. Some of them come from just about the worst poverty imaginable anywhere in the world, they've fought their way out of that shit tooth and nail from the day they learned to kick a ball, and they routinely play through broken bones, partially torn ligaments,…

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.