yes

It was the Charlotte game after Kyrie went out vs. the next game (Knicks? too lazy to Google) that showed it to me. The offense was a shipwreck against Charlotte, but once Al was back at the top of the arc, they could put together a functional offensive set even without their starting PG.

Do people really think he’s overpaid? Al has looked amazing this year, and his chemistry with Kyrie is terrific.

He’s averaging 15/9/5 on the season while shooting 60%/50%/80%. That doesn’t even speak to what he does on D, or all of the hockey assists he gets when they play through him on the block / elbow. He’s a stud and it blows my mind when fans gripe that he’s overpaid (Celt fan here living in Boston).

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Al Horford has been perfectly solid in his usual way

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

Maybe you can start by not asking stupid-ass questions.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community.

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

I dunno, I read lips pretty well, and I think he’s saying “I ATE A BABY.”

I have checked the first two pages. I have looked through the posts. Only to find the DUAN. Only to find the DUAN. But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

Every word you speak makes me want to punch a millennial. And I’m a millennial.

Longtime King readers are familiar with this concept. The “Shine” is another name for the Touch. The Loser’s Club is ka-tet, which can provide some protection to its members until ka decides to end them or the group.

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

I look forward to the “Gardenfired” headline that will be coming about two years hence.

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

The first glimpse I got of this didn’t look so bad. Then I realized his shoe was still entirely on his foot.