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Does anyone know how well this stuff will grow spanfeller?

Does anyone know how well this stuff will grow spanfeller?

Wow, I hadn't heard that about Donald and Donald Jr.

I came here in doe-eyed expectation of a FunBag. Now I’m just reminded that everything sucks and is the world is unfair and awful.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

Dave Stewart fucking owned Roger Clemens to the point where Roger came out for a playoff game wearing absurd eyeblack and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle doohickeys to keep his shoelaces tied to show his INTENSITY and then got ejected in the second inning after blowing up at a bad call. Christ, what an asshole.

Yet what is the practical difference between Warren and Sanders when it comes to the distribution of wealth? Or how the economy operates? A problem is that capitalism and socialism are really broad terms and if you’re not precise about what you mean by one or the other then it basically becomes meaningless sloganeering… Read more

I think the idea of a social democracy sits just fine with most of the population. Which seems to be the endgame for both of them via slightly different paths.

Like or hate Hillary Clinton; at least she was studied and competent and prepared. Biden is just a fucking joke and an insult. Huge difference.

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.” Read more

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor. Read more

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

I felt like a David Attenborough narration would have helped the reader on this one.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

A man working alone with two women? He does not approve.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

This is a posthumous work :(

We Entered Drew’s Mom’s Recipe In A Chili Cook-Off Read more