Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

If they’re smart, the couple will say they always stand for the national anthem for three hours and will beat up anybody who tries to make them sit down during that time.

Good one Nana!

http://www.ncaa.org/about/resources/inclusion/title-ix-frequently-asked-questions#spent

They very likely had unfunded priorities from the campaign and decided to use one-time money to fund those priorities. It is a very common occurrence for gifts of that size. What they should have done is directed the unrestricted money to those priorities and not make a big deal out of it and not specify it to one…

From reading this piece, which was excellent by the way, I felt like he honestly wouldn’t have cared. Whatever the school spent it on, it’s their decision. To wrap up their decision in some faux “love of football” is the messed up part.

Or he has Dementia

Ummm what about my kayak?

“Don’t associate these guys who work for Barstool Sports with Barstool Sports” is a pretty out-there take.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Kendrick Perkins! Channing Frye! Richard Jefferson! Jose Calderon! Derrick Rose! Dwyane Wade! All your favorite players from 2011 and many other players from 2009 that you actually didn’t care for all that much but fuck it LeBron’s leaving and when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back please kill me

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

13/10
Would bring on in the last 15 minutes of a tied game.

not even going to click, but I know it is “i mean, this guy is a real jerk.” that’s a rock solid joke.

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Inside sources have told the Boston Globe that Laura Wagner is a big jerk and should stop bothering important people.

Which witch watches which watch?