For drowning the soul’s guilt in fire, excessive alcohol use has been known to be temporarily effective.

And in all that time, how often has a fan been killed by a ball that stayed in the field of play?

I’m actually sitting here applauding CHILI’S for taking down a Fox News shill.

For the second game in a row, Gurley was a total non-factor, but this time, the Rams had no way huge help from the horrendous officiating to overcome his lack of big plays.

Welcome to Kinja.  By your initial post I can see you’ve got a lot to learn.

The LA Rams average over 72,000 fans for home games

As the league remained silent on the issue and hashtag, hockey manufacturing company CCM took the opportunity to capitalize on the moment

They need to set the date soon, in my opinion.  Plane tickets from Sicily aren’t cheap, especially if you miss the 7-day window.

I had to decide whether to give you a star or to refrain and keep your star count at the blessed number of 69. Feeling it likely that someone else would act if I didn’t, I elected to express my admiration and ruin the funny.

They know exactly what it means, and they attempt to gaslight everyone (because they are stupid enough to think it works).

This dovetails nicely with my fondest wish: load Trump into a rocket and strap him into a chair. Insert an IV and connect him to an AI-powered droid that keeps him alive as long as possible. Secure his head and eyes, a la “A Clockwork Orange.” Put a television monitor in front of him that plays, on a loop:

My question is: If every state had the same policy of public arrest records as Florida, which state would have the most ‘Florida Man’ stories?

Actually, Rick Ankiel would have received five votes, but the voters missed the slot on the ballot box by several feet.

Saw the headline and came here for an article about the Saints getting screwed. Stayed for a takedown of a smug MAGA teenager. I’m good.

I was joking about that part, my dude.

Can’t wait for the premiere of this performance at Loop-Upon-Lake-Michgan.

I think that was actually his adorable little girl.

The problems you are talking about could be addressed by giving NFL HQ in NYC carte blanche to call a booth review on any kind of play in the last two minutes of any game, regular season or postseason. Yes, I’m a Saints homer, but I’m also right: no trip to the Super Bowl should ever depend on something like this that…

I watched the game with my girlfriend, and we kept arguing about this guy. I’m not a fan, but she kept saying how much she loves Cox.

Why the fuck does anyone, including Splinter, care what that hopeless asshole Ari Fleischer says about anything at all? He’s Tucker Carlson minus hair and bowtie.