+1 Judy Booze Eyes

I actually kind of enjoy it in an ironic way.

fair point!

You must be a blast at parties.

Scarred for life:

In a related story, the French immediately surrendered.

But he seems so nice.

It’s clearly between the Giants and Jags, right? I’m not putting Kap in Buffalo, because A) I like him

We’re the zeros you deserve.

I love your dry, clean sense of humor.

Legend has it that during one of Lyndon Johnson’s congressional campaigns he decided to spread a rumor that his opponent was a pig-fucker. LBJ’s campaign manager said, “Lyndon, you know he doesn’t do that!” Johnson replied, “I know. I just want to make him deny it.”

+1 out-of-court settlement

Right on. I’m going with the least smug fanbase.

No way these guys are as unlikable as the Isiah/Rodman/Laimbeer Pistons. That is HOF unlikable.

The holes in the Albert Hall and the angels on the head of a pin have nothing on Trump’s shit.

Vladimir?

I totally agree with you about all of this, but I don’t think “vote them out” is going to solve all of our problems. The people standing behind Trump at those rallies are not going anywhere (except for the oldest ones, who will shuffle off this mortal coil—perhaps the only seed of hope I have). The norms that Trump…

“The fan, identified as Reggie Miller of Riverside, CA and formerly of Indianapolis, IN, was seen smirking as he left the court.”

He’s onto something with the hydrogen plane idea, though.