We’re the zeros you deserve.

I love your dry, clean sense of humor.

Legend has it that during one of Lyndon Johnson’s congressional campaigns he decided to spread a rumor that his opponent was a pig-fucker. LBJ’s campaign manager said, “Lyndon, you know he doesn’t do that!” Johnson replied, “I know. I just want to make him deny it.”

+1 out-of-court settlement

Right on. I’m going with the least smug fanbase.

No way these guys are as unlikable as the Isiah/Rodman/Laimbeer Pistons. That is HOF unlikable.

The holes in the Albert Hall and the angels on the head of a pin have nothing on Trump’s shit.

Vladimir?

I totally agree with you about all of this, but I don’t think “vote them out” is going to solve all of our problems. The people standing behind Trump at those rallies are not going anywhere (except for the oldest ones, who will shuffle off this mortal coil—perhaps the only seed of hope I have). The norms that Trump…

“The fan, identified as Reggie Miller of Riverside, CA and formerly of Indianapolis, IN, was seen smirking as he left the court.”

He’s onto something with the hydrogen plane idea, though.

Um, John Mulaney is one of the hottest comedians going right now. He filled up Radio City Music Hall and the Chicago Theatre for his last two Netflix specials, both of which were absolutely hilarious and classic.  He’s way beyond “playing colleges because he has to.”

+1 Communist plot

Countdown to Her Aneurysm Continues... 

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for an impeachment today.

^^^This so much. He took an economy that was slowly improving in a relatively healthy way and, much like his own diet, he injected it with sugar and methamphetamine.  This won’t end well for any of us.

I’m more of the “let’s shoot him into space, hooked up to an IV so he lives a long and miserably lonely life, with a video of Obama’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner speech playing on an endless loop” school of thought.

They’re a match made in Hell.

I live in Jackson, Mississippi and have known the Espy family for a long time, albeit somewhat from a distance. They are great and he has a legitimate chance to win. That in itself is something of a miracle, but it’s also a testament to how things really have changed here to some degree (although not nearly enough).

QUIQUE!!!!!  THE MAN!!!!