scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson

Seriously, if your going to a church

What a dumb fucking rule.

It really pissed off Joe Buck, though.

Limp Bizkit is the poor man’s Bootsy Collins.

I think the answer is simple. It’s the Steinbrenner boys still trying to impress the carcass of their dad by swinging their executive balls around.

Any votes for Gallagherrrrrrrrrrgofuckyourself?

I got it.

It’s all I’ve got left.

He took two hits and just kept chuggin’

Or elite either.

I’ll take 2-14 over 7-9 every day and three zero times on Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays.

Personally, I’d like to see him shot into space in a capsule (alone), handcuffed to a seat with an IV feeding him until he dies a natural death, with a video playing a loop of all the people he has harmed (emotionally or otherwise). Alternate video could be a constant loop of Obama speeches where he mocks Trump.

P.S. The reference also works extremely well for Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Kellyann Conway.

I can’t balance a checkbook, but at least I’ve got this.

Just look at those cold, dead eyes. It’s like they’re possessed by IT from A Wrinkle In Time.

That played a part... but basically I just hate the Braves.

Black kids get kicked off of their athletic teams for protesting the anthem, and it’s no big deal. But the right to post flyers like has to be protected, lest we slide into totalitarianism. Right. Fuck the First Amendment. It’s bullshit, and it always has been...

Just want to thank you for this brilliant explanation. I learned a lot.