As if all you whiners here don’t vote for your self interests? Fuck you.

I waited tables with Paul Ryan in DC after college. His talk about ending entitlements at a kegger... that was essentially what I experienced. It made no more sense then than it does now.

+1 faithfully submitted pledge pin

+1 Accutane nosebleed

This conspiracy is triple-double crazy

Three-pointers can’t melt steel beams, sheeple

There’s a fine line between “they just kept shoveling him the ball all night” and Kobe just being himself.

And this is the weirdest Kinja comment I’ve seen in a long while... in a good way. I salute you.

BEST AND MOST ACCURATE HEADLINE IN THE HISTORY OF HEADLINES.

Also, this:

“I said, we can prosecute him for income tax evasion!”

Some of the decisions this administration makes are just so in-your-face stupid, I can’t help but think they make them to actively spite the country.

Looking at comment history, not naivete. (Also not adorable.)

Hey, you say potato, I say Fauxtato... :)

I thought it was Laura Dern, but when I Googled “Laura Dern screaming GIF” I got nothing. Damned faulty algorithms! Thanks for the info.

1. Putin has something on Trump.

Totally agree, but as an aside... I must know the source of this screaming GIF.

I think Fox News is gross, but I respect that at least in this segment, they’re including the opinions of regular people with nothing to sell.

He’s overly concerned about the possibility of a bustle.

That flag pin.... It’s either “send help” or “we are all Alex Jones”