Good people don’t lie to Congress.

That’s a strange ditch to die in... wait, never mind.

Fitting, since Trump is a sentient Twinkie from the 1980's

I want to live on the big-ass one on the left. We’re all going to need our souls cleansed with fire after the upcoming purging.

I’ll never unsee this but it’s worth it.

I don’t agree with that law

“Dude, do you even work out?”

That’s some good Kinja, Holiday Rambler. Good work.

“What the fuck is private equity?” -Joe Montana

Made in China? But isn’t Trump gonna bring jobs to America?

It also must suck to be you.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

You are correct.

Is that a step up or down the evolutionary scale from a shit gibbon?

Eat all the dicks, please.

I’m putting this in the “getting Al Capone on tax evasion” category.

I believe this was in real time as Putin watched that report. #allaccordingtoplan

Weird, I watched the videos and it shows them asking him to leave then him swinging on people. I am pretty sure it makes him look bad.

You are an awful person.