That woman’s nephew, Phil Bryant, is the current governor of Mississippi. He is truly a product of his lineage, if you take my meaning. I live here and he is a constant embarrassment.

I actually might support extreme vetting of hipsters. I’m including those already in the country.

Only a tiny fraction of them can even spell “Charles Schwab.”

There... that right there’s the good shit.

I live in Mississippi, and I assure you that Chris McDaniel isn’t as bad as he seems from this story.

I share all of your fears, but I thought it was Pryor and not Neil Gorsuch that was so virulently anti-gay...?

“The Banality of Evil” was my favorite 90s sitcom.

Not even if you count our greasy food?

Mississippian here. We’re drowning in this bullshit down here. Please send help.

I would very much like to hear Obama’s unfiltered thoughts.

No.

... or maybe not a typo. It sounds more accurate to me than “analyst.”

Cutler does have a nice-looking beard, though.

I’m glad, at least, that Trump plans to keep Barrack around.

I’m here to help!

So, campy 90s hits can’t melt steel beams? :)

Can someone please get a drone carrying a boombox playing the B-52s at 125 motherfucking decibels to fly over Pence as he is sworn in tomorrow? I am sure it could get crowdfunded in about ten minutes.

Wow, Posada really did get fucked.