I actually might support extreme vetting of hipsters. I’m including those already in the country.

Only a tiny fraction of them can even spell “Charles Schwab.”

There... that right there’s the good shit.

I live in Mississippi, and I assure you that Chris McDaniel isn’t as bad as he seems from this story.

I share all of your fears, but I thought it was Pryor and not Neil Gorsuch that was so virulently anti-gay...?

“The Banality of Evil” was my favorite 90s sitcom.

Not even if you count our greasy food?

Mississippian here. We’re drowning in this bullshit down here. Please send help.

I would very much like to hear Obama’s unfiltered thoughts.

No.

... or maybe not a typo. It sounds more accurate to me than “analyst.”

Cutler does have a nice-looking beard, though.

I’m glad, at least, that Trump plans to keep Barrack around.

I’m here to help!

So, campy 90s hits can’t melt steel beams? :)

Can someone please get a drone carrying a boombox playing the B-52s at 125 motherfucking decibels to fly over Pence as he is sworn in tomorrow? I am sure it could get crowdfunded in about ten minutes.

Wow, Posada really did get fucked.

I’m starring you because your act of contrition is officially the last of its kind in the new Trumpian post-shame dystopia.