Not even if you count our greasy food?

Mississippian here. We’re drowning in this bullshit down here. Please send help.

I would very much like to hear Obama’s unfiltered thoughts.

No.

... or maybe not a typo. It sounds more accurate to me than “analyst.”

Cutler does have a nice-looking beard, though.

I’m glad, at least, that Trump plans to keep Barrack around.

I’m here to help!

So, campy 90s hits can’t melt steel beams? :)

Can someone please get a drone carrying a boombox playing the B-52s at 125 motherfucking decibels to fly over Pence as he is sworn in tomorrow? I am sure it could get crowdfunded in about ten minutes.

Wow, Posada really did get fucked.

I’m starring you because your act of contrition is officially the last of its kind in the new Trumpian post-shame dystopia.

[sushi carry-out joke deleted]

Last two lines of this post = QUALITY shade.

In the horrible Trump Cabinet nomination sweepstakes, this woman and the EPA dude who basically wants to use the earth as a charcoal briquette are battling for the Powerball.

This Mississippi resident would like to cosign your statement. This state, which is ridiculously dependent on federal funding, is Exhibit A in the case against trusting the states to do what’s right.

We are well and truly fucked.

He’s a fucking anthropomorphic infomercial.