Wow. Spot on.

Its the Just World Fallacy and a cognitive negativity bias. Look them up. They basically explain the entire GOP establishment.

“Let’s hope this storm is a show-er and not a grower. Otherwise, we’re double-fucked. And now... sports!”

Exactly, what’s more important, selling nuts for a couple more years or saving the White Race from extinction?

Where Every Door is the Back Door!™

+1 Kool-Aid pitcher

+1 vial of holy water

My God, they are going to kill us all.

You deserve way more Spurs—I mean, stars

The drain was designed by Mobius and Escher, Inc.

I’m thinking the Venn diagram of stupid sports radio take-givers and Trump voters is one big circle.

Better sounding lies are how you win elections.

...one candidate went to rust belt and manufacturing towns and said “I’m gonna save your town, I’m gonna bring your jobs back and we’re gonna make America great again” while the other candidate, when not avoiding rust belt and manufacturing towns altogether, said (essentially) “your industry is dying, America’s…

Why, of course they did. The scam continues.

Noonan-to-English translation:

a doctor that looks like a thumb with a mustache.

Eventually, after a few days, that fear waned...

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”