scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson

...one candidate went to rust belt and manufacturing towns and said “I’m gonna save your town, I’m gonna bring your jobs back and we’re gonna make America great again” while the other candidate, when not avoiding rust belt and manufacturing towns altogether, said (essentially) “your industry is dying, America’s

Why, of course they did. The scam continues.

Noonan-to-English translation:

a doctor that looks like a thumb with a mustache.

Eventually, after a few days, that fear waned...

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

What is, “I see what she did there”?

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross”

Now THAT’S raining on someone’s parade The Right Way™.

Why is there no mention in your reporting of Duke getting bent over and fucked

That was like the War and Peace* of kick returns.

Best Kinja in 108 years.

We came close to a robot President in 2000 and 2012, but the technology wasn’t quite there.

“When the lady comes by with a basket I just grab the basket like, ‘I’ll handle this.’”

Gronk: “THAT’S WHAT *SHE* SAID. No, really, that’s what she said.”

Newt Gingrich is a combination of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, Gollum, and Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray impersonation... with serious anger issues and a tiny, tiny wee-wee.

Here’s that one star that is so much less than what you deserve. +1 Camptown Lady