All I could think here was, “Man, that old-style artificial turf looks different/shitty.”

Best Deadspin post ever. MOTHERFUCKING EVER.

Seriously. My wife and I were just giggling at that. One of us (can’t remember which) said, “It’s like they want to lose.”

...for now.

“... [mumble drool] ...”

That was the worst end-of-game clock management I have ever seen. They let what seemed like five minutes burn off when they could have been driving for a shorter kick.

I honestly thought three things when viewing this article (which brought back memories) on the front page:

Quique in the virtual flesh! I'll split those 8s and hit four times, please.

Keep on doubling down, and you might get Blackjack!

I don’t even like the Panthers — I’m a Saints fan and so I am contractually obligated to hate all division rivals — and even I think this is awesome.

Well, so much for all that.

We’re going to get a lot of mileage out of this GIF. Like, Volvo station wagon-level mileage.

Must I?

This is fantastic. I’m going to start doing this in real life.

Fair enough. It’s not exactly a shocker. But then, neither are many of the things that Gawker Media posts. I don’t really have a problem with them shaming a billionaire for apparently just being himself.

Well, my original reply was to Mid90sGoalShirt, not to you... so I could have better calibrated my reply to you, I suppose. But as I stated, I think my assumptions (and Samer’s) are far more credible than are your apparent assumptions. After all, a youth soccer game did get canceled so a billionaire could go on a…

That parent’s firsthand knowledge of the security detail’s explanation is far better than your nonexistent knowledge of Harris not being at fault. So, there’s that. But I guess it’s far-fetched to think that a billionaire might not be as considerate of other people as he should.

Folks, folks, folks... #allbillionairesmatter

A security detail emerged from the helicopter and informed the boys and their coaches that NJ Jersey Devils owner, Josh Harris, had instructed them to land on the field