Apparently the Cardinal Way now leads straight to federal prison.

Yes yes yes. I read this book to my son’s second grade class, and the kids and teacher were all howling.

To each their own, but if you couldn’t see the originality and talent involved there — which the vast majority of reviewers did see — then I think you’re just not being fair. His children’s book, The Book With No Pictures, is also great. Saying Mindy (whom I also love) is more talented “by a mile” is an opinion that…

His book “One More Thing” is EXCELLENT. He doesn’t need any coattails. They are both extremely talented.

Read his book “One More Thing” and then get back to me on that talent assessment. Best book I have read in a long time.

I absolutely love that book... re-reading it now, actually.

The irony of Barry Bonds leading the charge to humanize A-Rod in the media — and succeeding — is spectacular.

well played sir. +1 long, luxurious pull on the glass

The fact that this list did not include Atlanta Hartsfield AT ALL, much less in the number one slot it deserves, disqualified it immediately from my serious consideration.

Come on, let's not "Jump To Conclusions."

"He was slurring his words, saying his buddies were waiting for him."

Fuck Proud of His

The Medicine Hat News was asked by Medicine Hat College sports and recreation staff to use his first and middle names prior to the season, but will use his proper last name going forward, starting with this story.

if you've been a Saints fan for longer than ten minutes, it makes perfect sense. In a the-universe-hates-us-and-2009-was-a-karmic-wormhole kind of way, I mean.

+1, just +1 more year in the NFL

TL;DR: "That's not love. That's not love at all."

Actually, when you go on national TV and put two "news" blowhards in their place (with perfect appropriateness and accuracy), that's not "hiding." That's "winning."

He's had quite a career:

I really dig the Beer Camp. Hoppy flavor with a lighter body. Win!

Lethal force up the wazoo