scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson

Stranger Arizona things have happened:

I heard this rumor that football is a violent sport! Say it ain't so!

You're not drinking enough, then.

The nfl is the SHITTIEST, SHADIEST, DISRESPECTFUL professional sport in the WORLD!!! & as long as i breathe air, i will talk shit about em!

...as if this, any of this, could possibly matter in any way, ever, to anyone.

Fair enough. I forgot about that.

I've always had the impression that — unlike Jordan — Kobe might actually turn out to be a decent guy once he gets away from the NBA and the need to be hypercompetitive all the time. This supports my theory.

actually, it does get cold here... 18 degrees the other day. But you're right. Now I want some of these gloves. I need these gloves.

actually, it does get cold here... 18 degrees the other day. But you're right. Now I want some of these gloves. I

I did not know that touchscreen gloves were a thing. I kind of wish I still didn't.

I did not know that touchscreen gloves were a thing. I kind of wish I still didn't.

What did he do after cutting off Anakin's legs? Well, I do have a theory...

Right. Welp, that's it. Time to pack it in...

"I don't remember the dick, though."

In this case, I'm sure the justice actually will be swift.

"I beg to differ." -Adam Lane Jr.

I suggest we find a pirated copy of The Interview and have you watch it in the middle of an empty theater. I'll let the hackers know. You are a douchebag.

I've lived half my life in Mississippi and never knew it was legal to drive while drinking. I feel like a new man.

you are Amish?

Well, you just got one from me! :)