Aaaaaaaaand... now we see your true colors, so to speak. I love internet courage.

Please note ThisIsWhatMenDo's lack of response to everyone's well-justified takedown of his stupid race comment. ThisIsNotWhatMenDo. ThisIsWhatTrollsDo.

Jimmy Dugan would be spitting up blood.

AND POOR SPELLING!!!

Just imagine how bad it would have been if they had been playing Canadian football.

Oh, stop. I don't like the Yankees either, but the guy has over 3,000 hits and has been consistently good for years. Your butthurt is not a good look.

I'm trying to decide whether this is genius sarcasm or whether you are the biggest fucking asshole I have ever seen. I'm usually pretty perceptive about such things, but I'm honestly baffled in this case.

+1. You're the hero Deadspin deserves.

That sounds more like "fucking awesome." Anyway, I was quarreling with the inconsistency of his language, as well as the idea that, if you will, just because Altidore isn't "Lukaku good" that he wasn't a legit World Cup player.

... which is not the same thing, really, but I take your point.

No comment on anything except your last sentence, with which I agree.

I like this article... but regarding this statement...

Klinsmann, meanwhile, had elected to bring Green, young defenders John Brooks and DeAndre Yedlin, old poacher Chris Wondolowski, and Brad fucking Davis. These guys are going to Brazil for a vacation.

because, as I have heard, a picture lasts longer?

"I'm going to put my earpiece back in... So you guys can hear me." WTF? That, plus Johnny Fap at the anchor desk, plus the entire story encapsulates the absurdity of local TV news.

Fair enough. I guess I am just more cynical about social conservatives than you are. But, frankly, I'm glad not everyone is as cynical about them as I am.

okay, gotcha. I think that's admirable.

" I think the country seems so polarized on social issues is that the left tends to demonize those with whom they disagree and label any and all disagreement as "evil" or "hate.""

"because I'm one of them, and I'm not alone."

and I hear YA... There is no question that things have improved rapidly. I just get nervous when I hear conservatives saying code phrases like "forced down our throats." Social Conservatives are almost always, by their very nature, the last to accept basic realities about how to treat others with whom they don't…