all that's missing is a dropped mic.

Yes, the battle against dipshit "journalism" is a daily one.

WTF with the iPhone selfie interview in the car? Does she really work for a TV station? And her self-satisfied "the fight against illegal drugs is a daily battle" comment at the end really made my stomach turn.

You had me at "Massholes."

First of all, I took your blurb literally and was looking for his description of Coltrane's suckage, ready to go off. Bad misdirection. But there was still plenty to hate... along with the line you quoted, this line:

Couldn't I accomplish the same thing much faster by purchasing "In Utero" on iTunes?

"5yrs of us being 3gether"

There should be a thought balloon over Doug Collins' head: "Can Bill Simmons even dribble a basketball?"

"be sure to talk exclusively about yourself and NEVER ask the other person how they're doing. I am consistently amazed at how many motherfuckers out there treat the other person in a conversation like a fucking TV camera. I'll talk to someone for, like, an hour, and then I'll walk away and be like,Wait, that asshole…

That's just fantastic work. +1

I should add that Dork Friend ended up a great and much less dorky guy as an adult... but at that time, whew...

The most painful part of this video? The poor old woman crying out, "My shoulder!"

Didn't think I could get any more excited about this movie after seeing the trailer... but your post did it for me. Thank you.

Thanks for posting this. I always thought this film, while not exactly a classic like its predecessor, was vastly underrated.

"I'm going to fucking kill you next year."

Oh, you want more? Okay... you suck more than a Dutch whore who's behind on her rent.

I just checked out your stream of most recent comments. Not a single one that wasn't just attacking someone one for their comments. Not a single one that said anything positive or interesting or clever or even intelligently critical or substantive. And most of your comments received zero stars. You must be a blast…

Thanks! I was getting worn out by your heady prose and incisive analysis!

Dude, why so bitter?

"Say it, and act like its the most original thing ever. I'd laugh forever"