Reeeealllllly? Doooooooo go on...

Aaagh. I made the same joke four minutes after you. I'm so ashamed.

+ The One

The juxtaposition of Burl Ives standing up and the African-American gentleman with the knowing grin? Pure comic genius.

This is just pure happiness.

Even though I think Deadspin is too willing to completely exonerate Sherman because his interview was entertaining, I still can't like this post enough.

the two-person coed skeleton with Celine Dion

Thanks, Maobama!

Poop Stories are like salt. A little bit adds seasoning. Too much and it makes everything taste like, well, you know…

You're watching the wrong movies.

Why Does Dad Get So Mad About Star Wars?

I think it is possible for both of the following statements to be true:

Was that the Babelfish translation?

That's all true, but I don't have to like it. I have no problem, for the most part, with exuberant celebrations. Rubbing the other guy's face in a loss... Not a fan.

Oh yeah, trolling Bayless is a different story. And in fairness to Sherman, Crabtree did act like a dick when Sherman seemed like he was trying to shake his hand. If I'm overly old-fashioned for thinking it's better to just win and be cool, then fetch me my bowler hat and get off my lawn.

I watched lots of Ali fights back in the day. Ali's boastfulness was done with a sense of humor (for the most part). Just win baby... keep the bullshit to low volume.

You're right, and many of those guys were assholes, too. But it wasn't the norm the way it seems to be today. Sorry, but I'll always have more respect for the guy or gal who lets his or her actions speak for themselves.

And then there was this: