Schmidt: "And we can charge anything we want, $2,000, $10,000, and people will pay it. And then there's the merchandise…"
Hammond: "Eric, Eric… This device was not built to cater only for the super-rich. Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these glasses."
Schmidt: "Sure, they will. Well, we'll have a, a coupon…

Rudd looks so much like Stephen Jenkins I can't if Oyster is a deliberate parody or not.

"My dad says it's like Vegas — if it were run by Ned Flanders."

"A ruffa-roo, a barka-wow!"

Tim Meadows is a goddamn national treasure you son of a bitch.

I sincerely doubt the performance was 50% as good as this is:

Maybe by "finger her" he meant you could pick her out of a lineup.

Please if you don't mind tell your friend I would be Interested As Hell in a mix of the best GBV stuff post-Isolation Drills.

My problem with playing CAH is it's hard to make anything except lazy jokes like "What's that smell?" "Auschwitz." with it.

I was going to post this because I learned it playing ROBOCOP SPONSORED TRIVIA at a Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch today.

Hmm.

1. Never Let Me Down

It's probably my most-played track from College Dropout. I've never been able to click with most of the Def Poetry Jam performances, but it totally works for me in the context of that song and that beat. I GET VERY EMOTIONAL.

Did you go like this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"You throw me the idol! I'll throw you a rock!"

I'm laughing really hard at the idea of a whipless Indiana Jones trilogy.

Frances Heel?

Brendan Gleeson for Cort still though right guys? RIGHT!?

"Here's the VISIBLE hand of the free market, bitch!"

Peter Boyle's look of exasperation when he smashes his cup is one for the ages.