Why can't they just make a damn book of them? Reading the deleted content some commenter used to post on the classic review articles was a delight.

"Perhaps if you watched a little bit more television you'd be better at your job."

It'd probably be closer to something like Degrassi Junior High

I did laugh pretty hard at the idea of "FUCK PREZBO" being in the credits of a kids TV show, though.

"Season 1"

Oh, I hate vodka. I just wanted to stick it to Aykroyd a little more and damn the facts.

"OK, Miles. That was a good read, but I'm still not sure I FEEL the man who will one day hock mediocre vodka in glass skulls."

Stop inventing movies that would be far more interesting than anything that will come of this.

I'm just going to keep pretending he's from the same country as Balki.

Season 9 was so off-the-wall bonkers and consistently hilarious that I'm actually angry we never got a season 10. Can you imagine how awesome and surreal the show could have gotten if Jerry had decided to assert maximum creative control for one final blowout season?

Your last line just made me consider Frank Langella in place of Joaquin Phoenix in Her and now I will be crying until I am dead.

I was hoping for Perfect Strangers.

Hi I'm the guy who thought Pavement covered the Wedding Present for a long time because it seemed like such a Wedding Present song.

Pranks are such an inherently wack form of humor. Ha ha! I GOT you! Carefully calculating to fool you with a plausible gag when you were LEAST suspecting something!

Oh sir I could kiss you.

If the opinions of various nurses and x-ray techs I've met over the course of my schooling is any indication, the main reason for Chicago Fire's success is that it involves a lot of sexy firemen.

[White slips in wearing fashionable Beatles wig] "Curse that handsome devil!"

"Drink responsibly!"

Aw, I kind of like Corner Gas.

Matthew Rhys' regular face always reminds me of Steve Brule after his makeover: