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OH HELL NA—oh wait that's actually something I'm interested in seeing.

I'm waiting for the orange juice report.

After AMC's barrage of Home Alone films I was really happy to see Daniel Stern in this episode expressing a level of comic and dramatic range he usually isn't allowed to. Hell, it's just nice to see him getting WORK.

Oooh, good comparison with the headbanging thing. I don't think I've seen a teen do that since 1998.

Oh FFS. Thanks for this.

Really hoping "America Now!" gets cancelled after Leeza Gibbons and that other guy have stage lighting fall on their heads. That shit makes Parade magazine seem insightful and edgy.

Wait, when did this happen? On her talk show?

I haven't read the book yet and I am super-digging those screen shots.

Yo if you need to brood for awhile just put Unwound's "Corpse Pose" on repeat: