Wasn't O'Connor wrecked with a 103 degree fever while he filmed this, too? Holy moly.

"Hmm, I want to go to a juggalo festival, but the only thing I'm lacking is the money for tickets." - A member of the AV Club community that apparently exists.

The cuts during the "Hey Bart, can we ____" scene also kill me.

Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook: no one.

Ronald Reagan? The ACTOR?

"Great. The entire universe was destroyed."

Hey, there are an extra six minutes tonight. That's easily enough time to kill like…20 characters.

Are there any magicians who aren't assholes and/or libertarians (I know, another word for asshole) in real life?

Thanks to your weirdly defensive initial comment. AV Club commenters wouldn't like a movie like this? Is this your first time on this message board?

Who are you, an Evan Goldberg production assistant?

I was hoping it was just about Gomer Pyle.

Yes. This is…quite bad.

I'm really, really excited for this in a way I haven't been for a Pixar movie in a long time.

Let's play "Guess which songs are Dan Bejar's!"

THAT'S KATHERYN CALDER, MOTHERFUCKER.

When I saw the volume of comments on this I new it was time to "Arrange By Newest" and just have myself a good old time.*

Pipe down. Can't you see that's Willy Wonka you're talking to?!

I'm not saying he didn't have more potential. I'm saying it's weird to dismiss the concept entirely. There are plenty of Hawkeye/Avengers stories that prove he can more than work in an Avengers movie.

Yeah. I tend to lump people who say "Who gives a shit about Ant-Man" in with the people who think "Black Widow and Hawkeye are pointless! They don't even have any powers!" It's like way to bulldoze over all the details on the way to asserting your lazy, easy opinion.

I never miss a chance to share my custom "Topps" Aliens trading cards!