In some areas, DOT trucks are equipped with katanas because you just never know. I do believe NYC has some of their fleet so outfitted. If it’s not an elderly mobster, it could be a jackwagon on a Citibike. 

Maybe his first name is “Les”?

Better to be a living quadrapalegic than dead, amirite?

1-star airlines have 1-star passengers.

President Donald Trump comes in a close second.

“But.... Have seen the price of a McDonald’s value meal?”

Maybe this should be a requirement for anyone with a drivers license before they can have a smart phone.

I’m at a point where I don’t think we should be fighting to keep idiots alive any more.

There’s Norway they didn’t properly Finnish the job. Investigate, take names, Denmark down all the engineers who OK’d it and banish them to Greenland.

The disappointment is real

Religion is the worst mental illness facing humanity.

do the research yourself

As an Audi owner, I respectfully request that she please switch to a more appropriate vehicle, such a a Nissan or an Infiniti.

I’ll give them a pass if the fake badging is genuinely funny--badging that is comically mismatched to the car is great. Fierro with Ferrari badging is the obvious, but someday I want a true hero to put Fierro badging on a Ferrari.

And that’s why I have to drive a compact car.  I have to compensate. :)

I keep getting Lauren Boeberts and Lorena Bobbitt mixed up.

I appreciate a power seat as I adjust my seating position pretty often on long drives. Small little micro adjustments to stretch and improve bloodflow, tweak angle of hips and knees, often at increments that are finer than a mechanical seat has.

Electric seatbelts were very dumb over engineering of the 80's / early 90's

I get this but as someone who splits time in the car with the wife, it’s nice to have electric seats with memory.