It’ll be like Severance, but without those troubling “Outties”.

I’m a stoned, childless uncle who provides the nieces & nephews with fireworks, caffeine, 4-wheelers and a zipline. Does that count?

Hey Suni & Butch- maybe stay up there and don’t die on the USS Leon. 

Rule #40

In junior high my best friend had an airsoft gun. He swore it was a paintball gun and his “proof” was the red mark on the sidewall of his mom’s Dodge Raider. When he couldn’t create another mark it was because his dad took away the “paint” ammo.

No one is this dim. Blowme2K is probably just a Jalop-owned account that is driving engagement by being the counterpoint to all of us radical left lunatics. Doing whateverthafuck to get the clicks and the ad revenue. He’s probably a 22 year old intern with debilitating student loan debt and he needs the dough.

Never has a President of the United States been treated so unfairly. And I know he has been treated unfairly because he told me, over and over again. Also, his hands a normal sized. Also also, he draws the biggest crowds. Also also also, his daughter is wicked hot and we both want to bang her.

Sadly, no one in the democratic party has any balls.

I was thinking the same thing. Post up in Teslarati’s comment section and they’ll pay top dollar for anything their stammering Jesus has touched.

Or memes.

It’ll happen, but long after Fusk is dead and gone. But it’ll probably be Russia or China after we sell NASA off to them.

YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC!!!

At this point Musk is the equivalent of that guy who is not on your homeowners association board but he is BFF with the board pres. He shows up at meetings to argue with the board, rat everyone out, make the meeting go on a lot longer than they should, and bitch about the quality of the coffee & pastries being served.…

Wait, the same Elon who thinks that US Government spending needs to be cut? That guy? I guess if it only involves hurting everyone but himself and his orange bestie, ok...

How many rewrites of the FAA accident report will take place before it’s released to the public? Gotta tweak that evidence to benefit the right. Bunch of fucking liars.

If we have another pandemic you won’t have to worry about getting vaccinated because ol’ wormbrain RFK Jr is going to stop any and all vaccinations and/or development of new vaccinations.

I believe that Executive Order was titled, “I’m Right, You’re Wrong, Nyah Nyah Nyah!”

But of course. We NEED belt-fed MGs to let hungry people know that there isn’t enough food for them in the US.

I’LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!

One man’s terrorist is another man’s beta tester.