Small point of pedantry; Campagnolo doesn’t make bikes. They make bike parts. Ridiculously over-engineered, phenomenally expensive bike parts. I once had a Campagnolo groupset on a road bike in the early ‘90s. Nothing I have used since has been as smooth or as lovely to shift. 

In the history of humanity, has any group that called themselves ‘God’s Army’ ever been on the right side of history? 

I do kind of long for the time when she was the craziest and dumbest one of them out there, though.  

Yuuuup, it’s desecrated.  Only fit for burning now.

Nah, it was when Dubya DIDN'T choke on that pretzel

If they had actual jobs they would not have time for this Confederate cosplay. I know too many guys like this and this is how I explain it to people:

What does Elon know about great humor?

Then again, Elon brought us the Cybertruck, which is about as big a joke as I can imagine...

The dickless wonder with negative self-esteem that would buy this could care less about the repair expense. They’ll probably brag about it.

If I have pot why would I need a cruise ship?

Your sister is indeed a hot girl with that car history, respectfully.

Markwayne is a truckstop cumshot of a name.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

I expect it from every company in every market these days.

The crazy thing is that I am sure he would infinitely prefer to defend his height (to quote George Costanza, “It is not a lie if you believe it is true”) than field questions like “your brand of fascism is immensely unpopular with other fascists across the US. Is it more of an indictment on you that other Nazis find…

I certainly wish the motorcyclist well. I hope its nothing serious.

The TB12 diet is getting weirder. 

Let the Navy use it for target practice. Might as have some fun with it before it becomes a reef.

God do I hate the whole “you absolutely need to see this movie in theater” propaganda bullshit. Everytime I go to the movies, the preshow is full of clips of actors and/or directors saying how important it is to see their film in theaters, or thanking us for seeing the film in theaters - buddy, I’m already in the…

I’m seriously starting to suspect that the script to our current reality is being written by buggy AI.