Only attempted murder will get the cop paid leave and a promotion. Now if it was a murder then the cop would just get paid leave and then fired. But also hired by the next police station a few counties over.
Scotty J
scott-jeffers
Which is appropriate because he is truly an ass and he is his own (and only) best friend.
this was a big manly friend who told him this with tears in his eyes. Sobbing “Sir......”
The Ford “Police Interceptor” badge tells you all you need to know. Run, don’t walk, away from this.
Agreed, but I’d want him also not to receive a dime while in jail from music royalties. Give the money to the victims and their families.
None of the houses mentioned look authentic.
It’s a reminder that when you meet people like that you don't need to do anything, just wait until they run into another person like them and grab popcorn
Flex Seal, now with Nicotine.
That’s a ... Lada pressure.
Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…
Then create a blog post and cover it. Your Kinja ID gives you the ability to do so.
“He was scheduled to attend an event on opioids in New Hampshire”
No one cares about the filthy poors in the IE and their unremarkable landmarks.
Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”
I hate when Grand Theft Auto starts lagging out and the streets are filled with the same couple cars.
No kidding, couldn’t they use a 737 Max for Trump?
God, PLEASE.
Honestly, they’re War Boys now, those entrants, and if they die they shall have been witnessed, riding to Valhalla shiny and chrome.