Nothing is a stretch when it comes to bashing on Logan Paul.

Socialists, school teachers, Muslims and the French. Also, that girl who laughed at me in 5th period math decades ago.

Which is appropriate because he is truly an ass and he is his own (and only) best friend.

this was a big manly friend who told him this with tears in his eyes.  Sobbing “Sir......”

3 million residents and 6 million immigrant workers who can’t leave because their employer seized their passport.

Lindsey is a hollowed out meat puppet whose petrified husk has had more hands shoved into it than a display model Power Glove.

More like Blyatman.

““Pleasure yourself with nicotine? Try masturbation instead! Masturbation is a safe and healthy alternative to vaping as a solution to relieve stress. Try it by yourself or with a friend.””

Can’t argue with that advice, though.

This just in: DeSantis is ordering all Florida children with open wounds to immediately go swimming in some warm brackish water.

The Ford “Police Interceptor” badge tells you all you need to know. Run, don’t walk, away from this. 

Agreed, but I’d want him also not to receive a dime while in jail from music royalties. Give the money to the victims and their families.

Have the girls considered building a large, anti-Taliban robot?

None of the houses mentioned look authentic.

It’s a reminder that when you meet people like that you don't need to do anything, just wait until they run into another person like them and grab popcorn

I’ll wait until after the “install this update immediately” headlines that inevitably follow the official release die down.

Republicans 12 months ago: “Law and order! You do the crime, you do the time!”

2020, I fucking hate you so much.

Flex Seal, now with Nicotine.

I love how yelling “fake” in the middle of any argument is now a substitute for facts, information, truth, conscience, compassion, empathy, intelligence, understanding...etc.

That’s a ... Lada pressure.