Fuck it, let’s just go straight to 12G America. Put on those MAGA hats, kick all the browns out and let’s get to work with our gas guzzling trucks, coal fired plants and shitty health care. No one can stop us, we’ll go straight to plaid dammit.

I think we’ve entered the gimmick wars stage of truck wars. We’re just one mid cycle refresh away from rear steer (again) and automatic trailer hookup.

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Well, to be fair, Sean Hannity’s show ain’t going to watch itself.

He’s definitely a Dapper Dan Man.

When I special ordered my Ram back in 2014, I got to choose the brown interior instead of the black. So I have a pretty good idea how this feels. 

I have a feeling that if Trump weren’t surrounded by sycophants that isolate him from reality, the shut down would have been over a few days after it began. I think that has more of an impact on him than the nut job talking heads.

They should do something like British Parliment does where they slam the door on Black Rod as a show of defiance to the crown.

Like most things, it was a good idea at the start.  See: cocktails. 

There’s no fucking way Trump knows about Wounded Knee or Little Big Horn.

So we can move out of it

Collusion or not, the reason Russian propaganda pushed Trump so hard wasn’t because Turmp and Putin were best friends. They may be. But regardless, Putin (as an ex-KGB agent who understands the importance of legitimacy and trustworthiness of governmental institutions and how to break those aspects for Russian benefit)…

Note to would-be revolutionaries: seizing the radio station does you no good, you must also control the transmitter.

I detest cilantro (I lost the genetic lottery and think it tastes it dirt/soap/something awful and it completely ruins and overpowers any dish for me. I can instantly taste it and it’s just bad) and mango (texture, flavor, everything is bad. It’s not refreshing at all to me) and I find it much easier to tell people…

Rep. Tlaib really should have gone with daughterfucker.

Silly rabbit, believing that the rule of law still exists in America.

I’m going with Paris Hilton for the new owner.

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

Drive one & you’ll see just how horribly wrong you are. 

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.