How this will actually play out, in real life:
Army: “materials scientists have worked for decades to reduce the weight of your kit by 20%!”
Every Sergeant Major Everywhere: [scrambles to figure out how to make Soldiers carry 20% more gear]
How this will actually play out, in real life:
Army: “materials scientists have worked for decades to reduce the weight of your kit by 20%!”
Every Sergeant Major Everywhere: [scrambles to figure out how to make Soldiers carry 20% more gear]
God, I love that movie.
Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?
Nice price or crack pipe
I towed him that was illegal.
“Chad Ludington” is just too perfect a name for this story.
“There are surgical options available to correct that height problem. Ask your doctor to see if it’s the right treatment for you.”
Or not being allowed to book business class on company dollar at all...
“and horns everywhere because you can never find one when you are angry!”
Any time Trump says “No one knew (fill in the blank)...”, it’s a certainty that HE just found out.
There aren’t any pedestrians on the Bay Bridge, which confused the Mustangs. They wandered ‘round and ‘round searching fruitlessly for a crowd.
When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.
This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.
This should be required viewing for everyone.
130lb kid with wire hanger shoulders wisely didn’t test himself against the old man. Old guy working at a gas station means he’s had decades of barely surpressed anger/disappointment/struggles just waiting to erupt.