You must have some reasonably sane drivers on your commute. If I tried leaving a gap that large between me and the next guy, 5-7 cars would immediately pass and merge into the space.

I know, I just wanna start calling Trump 'Zero'.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

Nah, the cops would just assume he was on his way to Walmart for some groceries.

“Mumble mumble mumble mumble family...”

WITNESS ME!!!!

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Just for you Torch.

It’s a biker project motorcycle theme

Anyone else read the name as Flatulence Fi70?

Unless the kid is one of those people who sees what a waste their father is/was (assuming the father doesn’t change) and becomes a world class citizen.

No drugs, alcohol, or sex. They’ve got to use adrenaline if they want a thrill.

A scientist at Sea World is what a Genius is at the Apple Store.

They’re just trying to finally solve the question of if she was born with it or if it’s Maybelline.

If you drive slow in the left lane—

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

I should be.