Well, thankfully Radio Shack is closing down. Problem solved.

Only use the red key Use the shift-light system You need wider rear tires Do not race anything with AWD Do not race anything with retracting spoilers Do not race electric vehicles Do not race any jet aircraft

Pfft, that would totally peta-flop.

Will.i.am, is.that.you?

I've seen better stuff put together by the Syrian rebels.

THIS is what happens when guys don't have access to chicks and beer.

That photo is Bullshit, here is the original

Korban Dallas's sweet flying taxi.

You're fucking with the wrong dude, bro. I've put up with more shit than you can ever think of. I'm going to illustrate this hopeless brag about my life experience by completely contradicting myself and letting you get under my skin. What I really mean to say is you and me, we're a lot alike. We're immature, and…

Because some people are just special. The rules and common courtesy do not apply to these people and they can do anything they damn well please. These are the same people that refuse to turn off their cell phones before takeoff, talk during a movie, and drive BMWs.

Unlike NASCAR, I'd pay to see this vehicle make nothing but left turns all night doing its thing!

Yes, its punished by loud screeching and outraged name calling.

I fear that autonomous vehicles will be made mandatory to be on the road and that we will no longer be able to drive free.

The more surprising news is that North Korea didnt bullshit around just to fuck with everyone.

Look, I can't stand hipsters as much as the next metalhead. But this is brilliant marketing. You see, around 10 years ago when the modern variant of the hipster first came to be, these creatures were all frugal, bike-loving types. However, in the last 5 years, young urban professionals started mimicking them and…

Sorry, but the only thing worse than the surveillance state is the black bandanna wearing free-range coffee sipping underemployed bellend shitbirds that pretend this accomplishes anything when really it just serves to make them feel like some sort of crappy Patagonia wearing revolutionary and nail that Philosphy major…

Helicopter =/= Gyrocopter, Ralpie. This was a legit helicopter.

Sarcasm is hard.