Thanks, instead of doing this:

I'm voting CP. However, if you're a suburban hippie in need of a turn-key rig for Burning Man (aka the Sturgis of white-collar weirdoes), this will definitely be a NP for you.

Coincidentally she's been witnessing more and more car accidents ever since she started recording Vines from her cell phone while driving.

The first EVA by Alexey Leonov. He only had a 50 foot piece of wire to tether him to the space craft and the Russians didn't account for the pressure (or lack there of) in space so his space suit ballooned up to the point where he couldn't get back though the hatch. So he had to release some pressure by undoing the…

The NHTSA should initiate a recall on all model T's and make Ford replace the wheels with metal spoked ones.

Bam Margera, skateboarder, musician, professional prankster and Jackass star...

Ima shoot the motherfucker who keeps placing containers outside of the painted container placement lines.

"$7 for a dog empanada."
I'd like mine with poodle please.