Nah, the cops would just assume he was on his way to Walmart for some groceries.

“Mumble mumble mumble mumble family...”

WITNESS ME!!!!

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Just for you Torch.

It’s a biker project motorcycle theme

Unless the kid is one of those people who sees what a waste their father is/was (assuming the father doesn’t change) and becomes a world class citizen.

No drugs, alcohol, or sex. They’ve got to use adrenaline if they want a thrill.

If you drive slow in the left lane—

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Real war has no rules. You fight dirty, with overwhelming force and indiscriminate horror until those you fight either surrender unconditionally or are all dead. These hamstrung pr campaigns we’ve been doing for 60 years haven’t turned out so well, have they? I personally hate war, but I hate half-assed politically…

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

And lice.

I’m going back to the sloth story

“Must bash fox somehow”

Don’t the Middle East buyers just get a new one every year instead of maintenance?

I should be.