No drugs, alcohol, or sex. They’ve got to use adrenaline if they want a thrill.

If you drive slow in the left lane—

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Real war has no rules. You fight dirty, with overwhelming force and indiscriminate horror until those you fight either surrender unconditionally or are all dead. These hamstrung pr campaigns we’ve been doing for 60 years haven’t turned out so well, have they? I personally hate war, but I hate half-assed politically…

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

And lice.

I’m going back to the sloth story

“Must bash fox somehow”

Don’t the Middle East buyers just get a new one every year instead of maintenance?

Thanks guys - I needed a crazy half hour of googling this morning. That is all kinds of badass.

ISIS is Sunni

Art Vandalayism

UGHHHH. I hate all this “I’m doing X to raise awareness for Y”. The purple fingernails, the wearing green, the drawing & writing on oneself, none of it DOES anything. It reminds me of the whole Kony thing a few years back, when suddenly everyone on Facebook had posted a status that was ostensibly supposed to somehow…

Just to spite you, I drove to work with expired inspection and no front plate today.

I don’t think any kind of limit would have an effect on these guys

Florida has no state income tax, and poor school funding is a major result. So kids there have to learn about physics from Power Rangers. It’s the law.

I should be.