Orange Jesus will wipe his ass with Rudy. To Trump, people are commodities to used until their usefulness has been expended. I don’t think we’ll ever hear him utter Rudy’s name again.

I’m waiting for someone to patina-wrap a rusty CT. Peak douchebag.

A filthy 20 year old Cadillac with peeling clearcoat, a drooping headliner, rolling on one donut and one whitewall, driven by an older overweight cis white guy with a shaved head, goatee, and wraparound shades. Inside the vehicle smells like Burger King farts and tobacco smoke. Actually, I think I just described the…

Pffft. I drive by 5 or 6 driveway queens that look like that on my commute in bluer than blue Taxachussetts.

The only ones who get hurt are people. The same fucking morons who voted for Trump.

Dear Leader says they are a good thing. Therefore, they are a good thing.

New Business Opportunity: Just like the olds go up to Canada/down to Mexico to buy their prescription drugs at a fraction of the cost, maybe there will be an startup that does the same for car buyers. Don’t bother me with facts & logistics here...

This pic is the dictionary definition of “clammy”. How long ‘til Leon starts wearing orange concealer?

Neat, but it’s no Monorail.

FIFY

I strongly doubt that those front wheels can turn more than 5 degrees before they start shredding the fenderwells. But building a dually out of this disgusting piece of lookatme makes about as much sense as most privately-owned (farmers excluded) duallies; it’s never going to haul anything.

...and it will all be blamed on Obama & Biden.

Just wait until the Department of Government Efficiency mandates that all cars sold in the US must be Teslas.

So are ambulance services now owned by tow truck companies?

Is there anyone in Trump’s orbit whose life has not turned into an upside-down shitstorm? Seems like everyone who sold their souls for him have all wound up bankrupt, in jail, or just general pariahs. FAFO.

Ugh, imagine the smell!

He prob thinks that DJT will get reelected and will reverse the judgement, but I‘m pretty sure Trump wouldn’t piss on Giuliani if he was on fire.

About “the wave”: I’ve had people wave to me from the other side of a divided highway and yesterday I had a dude speed down an offramp, passing me, (I wasn’t exiting) just to throw a wave and immediately jack his brakes at the light.

Remember when Tesla came out with “plaid”, obviously based on Space Balls? Remember how cool & fun that was? And then remember when Tesla’s owner went fucking crazy, decided he would be in charge of the freedom of speech, bought a social media empire, drove it into the ground , and then started blowing the former…

I have a suspicion that most of the trucks you see with these Harbor Freight Specials mounted are not even wired up.