The only time a commercial beverage container may be used as a a vehicle component is as a catch can.

How long until Leon says that the Cybertruck can time travel? Or at least remakes BTTF, but with the anglemobile in the hero car role and himself as Marty McFly?

My take was Fight Club

Can confirm, as will anyone who has worked in a restaurant. No matter how clean you think you are, the bugs will find a way. That being said, I will never be caught dead on a cruise ship. At least not until the ice cap melts and Boston disappears.

But what about if you’re in an electric boat crash and there’s a shark? Electrosicution or getting eaten by a shark? What then?

Gen Z here; I had the exact opposite experience. I never wore a bicycle helmet until I was 15 and got into mountain biking. Seatbelts, however... Mom & Dad made sure we were buckled in before starting the car, and I can tell you that the seatbelts on a 1978 Cadillac Seville were like wearing Chinese finger cuffs…

Can I get some government funding for my study? I’d like to prove that water is wet.

Ok you’re right. Gold star.

In like the first sentence.

Wait, you mean to tell me that a Police Officer falsified evidence in order to notch another arrest in his belt? I am shocked!

New “Most Punchable Face”.

I worked for an engineering company in Boston and when we changed offices we had to move our blueprinting machine. Yes, 2001 and we still had a blueprinting machine. Anyways, it was originally brought up in pieces by the vendor and reassembled in our seventh floor office. We didn’t have any tools, so we drained the…

Energica Experia. I’ve been using it as my mild-climate commuter for a about 6000 miles now. Had a coupla hiccups early on, but some software updates took care of it. I can do my 40-50 mile commute, both ways, on one charge with 30% left by the time I get home. It’s currently in the shop getting new shoes because that…

I just bought an electric motorcycle and I always electrocute myself before I plug it in to get all of that old, nasty electricity out of the cable first.

Not wearing a helmet. Let me explain: Udairi Range in the Kuwaiti desert, a little bit after Desert Storm combat ceased. I was making a supply run back to the 5th Brigade camp and my NCO wanted to go with me to get a shower. He didn’t want to wear his Kevlar because “there’s nobody out here”. And then I hit a nice…

Shut your filthy mouth!! Don’t give him any ideas...

He will launch a new venture, “Trump Auto Insurance”, which will go bankrupt inside of 2 months.

What has two thumbs and is full of more hot air than SpaceX? This guy!

I’ve been there, or at least we talked our way through the outer perimeter. It’s a really weird place: They have EVs and EV chargers everywhere (you RARELY see EVs in the Kingdom because, y’know, petroleum); people get around on electric scooters; and the landscape is amazing, like scifi movie amazing. However, it’s…