When contacted for comment, the Trump/Vance camp stated “IDGAF.”

Over on News Nation: “AOC attempts and fails to convert an ICE vehicle into an EV using Chinese-made battery pack. Also, AOC is Satan.”

There was a perfectly good reason for the car to lock the child in: Elon told Taytay he wanted to give her a baby.

Fuck the burbs and fuck HOAs. Live in a city and wear it like a badge of honor, or live in the middle of nowhere and do whatever you want. I’ve lived in all of the above and the middle of nowhere works best for me.

Star for the Simpsons quote

Just like when he sued his advertisers for not advertising on Twitter (I’ll never refer to it as the 24th letter of the alphabet) after telling them to GFY, I can see him suing anyone who buys something other than a Tesla.

If the car dealership you found has its own wheels, keep looking for a dealership.

Is it even worth reporting that “Donald Trump said something exceedingly stupid today”? He does this maybe 10 times a day... I’d love to have a one-on-one sit down with this turd of a human; no audience, no cameras; and see what he says. But I’m neither Putin nor Un so that’ll never happen.

I’ve got an Army buddy who became a cop when he got out. His new assignments motto was “We don’t get cold, we don’t get wet, and we don’t get hungry.” Serve and protect? Meh...

Welcome to Rhode Island...

The iPhone hasn’t been hip since the iPhone 3. I believe I’ve found someone even more curmudgeonly than me.

Well at least the Kool-Aid dispenser in his CyberTurd still works. Even if it is filled with Elon’s piss.

Vehicle-wide lightbars: Seriously? You wasted $119.95 at Harbor Freight to put lights on your vehicle that you’re not allowed to use?

THAT’S ROCK N’ ROLL, BABYEEEE!

I think the most obvious thing here is proving whether or not the vehicle lives up to its advertised capabilities. In the least scientific and most entertaining way possible.

So if overweight bald white guys in wraparound sunglasses can’t ride their woke-ass Harleys from bar to bar pretending to be Easy Rider every fair-weathered Sunday, what are they going to do with themselves?

The Vance drag pics weren’t from a frat rush or anything like that. They are recent pics that were taken from his first “interview session” with Dump. The Big Guy likes ‘em blonde...

God I loved that game.

I always thought Kadyrov was kind of a douche. This seals it.

The National Fraternal Order of Police just called to say, “Shut your filthy mouth, boy.” 90% of patrol work could be done by drone, according to a number I just pulled out of my butt.