Just wait until the Department of Government Efficiency mandates that all cars sold in the US must be Teslas.

So are ambulance services now owned by tow truck companies?

Is there anyone in Trump’s orbit whose life has not turned into an upside-down shitstorm? Seems like everyone who sold their souls for him have all wound up bankrupt, in jail, or just general pariahs. FAFO.

Ugh, imagine the smell!

He prob thinks that DJT will get reelected and will reverse the judgement, but I‘m pretty sure Trump wouldn’t piss on Giuliani if he was on fire.

About “the wave”: I’ve had people wave to me from the other side of a divided highway and yesterday I had a dude speed down an offramp, passing me, (I wasn’t exiting) just to throw a wave and immediately jack his brakes at the light.

Remember when Tesla came out with “plaid”, obviously based on Space Balls? Remember how cool & fun that was? And then remember when Tesla’s owner went fucking crazy, decided he would be in charge of the freedom of speech, bought a social media empire, drove it into the ground , and then started blowing the former…

I have a suspicion that most of the trucks you see with these Harbor Freight Specials mounted are not even wired up.

The only time a commercial beverage container may be used as a a vehicle component is as a catch can.

How long until Leon says that the Cybertruck can time travel? Or at least remakes BTTF, but with the anglemobile in the hero car role and himself as Marty McFly?

My take was Fight Club

Can confirm, as will anyone who has worked in a restaurant. No matter how clean you think you are, the bugs will find a way. That being said, I will never be caught dead on a cruise ship. At least not until the ice cap melts and Boston disappears.

But what about if you’re in an electric boat crash and there’s a shark? Electrosicution or getting eaten by a shark? What then?

Gen Z here; I had the exact opposite experience. I never wore a bicycle helmet until I was 15 and got into mountain biking. Seatbelts, however... Mom & Dad made sure we were buckled in before starting the car, and I can tell you that the seatbelts on a 1978 Cadillac Seville were like wearing Chinese finger cuffs…

Can I get some government funding for my study? I’d like to prove that water is wet.

Ok you’re right. Gold star.

In like the first sentence.

Wait, you mean to tell me that a Police Officer falsified evidence in order to notch another arrest in his belt? I am shocked!

New “Most Punchable Face”.