I worked for an engineering company in Boston and when we changed offices we had to move our blueprinting machine. Yes, 2001 and we still had a blueprinting machine. Anyways, it was originally brought up in pieces by the vendor and reassembled in our seventh floor office. We didn’t have any tools, so we drained the…

Energica Experia. I’ve been using it as my mild-climate commuter for a about 6000 miles now. Had a coupla hiccups early on, but some software updates took care of it. I can do my 40-50 mile commute, both ways, on one charge with 30% left by the time I get home. It’s currently in the shop getting new shoes because that…

I just bought an electric motorcycle and I always electrocute myself before I plug it in to get all of that old, nasty electricity out of the cable first.

Not wearing a helmet. Let me explain: Udairi Range in the Kuwaiti desert, a little bit after Desert Storm combat ceased. I was making a supply run back to the 5th Brigade camp and my NCO wanted to go with me to get a shower. He didn’t want to wear his Kevlar because “there’s nobody out here”. And then I hit a nice…

Shut your filthy mouth!! Don’t give him any ideas...

He will launch a new venture, “Trump Auto Insurance”, which will go bankrupt inside of 2 months.

What has two thumbs and is full of more hot air than SpaceX? This guy!

I’ve been there, or at least we talked our way through the outer perimeter. It’s a really weird place: They have EVs and EV chargers everywhere (you RARELY see EVs in the Kingdom because, y’know, petroleum); people get around on electric scooters; and the landscape is amazing, like scifi movie amazing. However, it’s…

When contacted for comment, the Trump/Vance camp stated “IDGAF.”

Over on News Nation: “AOC attempts and fails to convert an ICE vehicle into an EV using Chinese-made battery pack. Also, AOC is Satan.”

There was a perfectly good reason for the car to lock the child in: Elon told Taytay he wanted to give her a baby.

Fuck the burbs and fuck HOAs. Live in a city and wear it like a badge of honor, or live in the middle of nowhere and do whatever you want. I’ve lived in all of the above and the middle of nowhere works best for me.

Star for the Simpsons quote

Just like when he sued his advertisers for not advertising on Twitter (I’ll never refer to it as the 24th letter of the alphabet) after telling them to GFY, I can see him suing anyone who buys something other than a Tesla.

If the car dealership you found has its own wheels, keep looking for a dealership.

Is it even worth reporting that “Donald Trump said something exceedingly stupid today”? He does this maybe 10 times a day... I’d love to have a one-on-one sit down with this turd of a human; no audience, no cameras; and see what he says. But I’m neither Putin nor Un so that’ll never happen.

I’ve got an Army buddy who became a cop when he got out. His new assignments motto was “We don’t get cold, we don’t get wet, and we don’t get hungry.” Serve and protect? Meh...

Welcome to Rhode Island...

The iPhone hasn’t been hip since the iPhone 3. I believe I’ve found someone even more curmudgeonly than me.

Well at least the Kool-Aid dispenser in his CyberTurd still works. Even if it is filled with Elon’s piss.