Vehicle-wide lightbars: Seriously? You wasted $119.95 at Harbor Freight to put lights on your vehicle that you’re not allowed to use?

THAT’S ROCK N’ ROLL, BABYEEEE!

I think the most obvious thing here is proving whether or not the vehicle lives up to its advertised capabilities. In the least scientific and most entertaining way possible.

So if overweight bald white guys in wraparound sunglasses can’t ride their woke-ass Harleys from bar to bar pretending to be Easy Rider every fair-weathered Sunday, what are they going to do with themselves?

The Vance drag pics weren’t from a frat rush or anything like that. They are recent pics that were taken from his first “interview session” with Dump. The Big Guy likes ‘em blonde...

God I loved that game.

I always thought Kadyrov was kind of a douche. This seals it.

The National Fraternal Order of Police just called to say, “Shut your filthy mouth, boy.” 90% of patrol work could be done by drone, according to a number I just pulled out of my butt.

Why did this make me want to watch “Airplane!” again?

This is about as stupid as the Transsyberian Orchestra.

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE COFFEE IN YOUR BEETLE SO I PUT BEETLES IN YOUR COFFEE!

I think the media is generally embarrassed to put quotes from Trump in their headlines for fear of looking like they are as stupid as he is.

Besides the fact that it came from The Orange Turd’s mouth, this story was an obvious fabrication from the beginning. If I’m on a chopper that’s going down, I’m not going to start telling the other passengers that I dislike one particular person; I’m going to be confessing all that crazy shit I did in High School and…

I’m waiting for Sig Sauer or Smith & Wesson to throw out an instagram video with a nonbinary influencer.

“Viral TicTok Hack” = something incredibly stupid but, y’know, clicks.

I have a simple rule for ascertaining how late my wife will be: I I multiply by three. If she says she’ll be ready in a half hour, I know she’ll be ready in 90 minutes.

Same for electric cars. I have (older) coworkers who passively think that Tesla is the ONLY electric car. “Who has $100k for an electric car??”

Apparently, Musk just watched the first half of “I, Robot”. He liked the whole subjugating humanity part, but didn’t see the end.

These should come with a kit to quick-swap the rear wheel with a track and the front wheels with skis, so it can be converted BACK INTO a snowmobile. Because that’s what it is.

GO WOKE GO BROKE!!