Donnie will have an official White House golf course built.

First weeks of a second trump presidency (just guessing):

No worries, humanity will be done in soon. We’re a parasite, and we are terribly close to exhausting our host.

J-Dogg is already trying to out-crazy T-Rump.

From my “Adventures of a Private” series:

When I worked a a Sam’s Club in Central Texas they would turn the loading dock into a party space for our annual holiday party. It was the saddest thing ever, attending a party where I had unloaded thousands of pallets of crappy chinese products. Suit & tie required for a bunch of minimum wage folks... yeah. And, per…

Ford looked at NFTs and said, “Hold my beer.”

The best thing about EV vs ICE drag races is the race-prepped ICE car, tuned to within an inch of its life, running on drag slicks with a fully stripped interior being bested by a bog-stock, comfy EV sedan that probably went to the grocery store (after a recharge).

If a video of Ben Shapiro is all the evidence you need, then you are an idiot.

I’m going to bookmark this and use it as a reply everytime i get a request to donate to the policeman’s union.

...after repeatedly punching her in (what was left of) her face and shouting “STOP RESISTING!!”

I’m just surprised she didn’t do a “do you know who I am?”

Can she be on Fox News while concurrently hosting an OnlyFans account? I’m guessing that’s where she’s headed if CO ever wakes the f#@k up and expels her.

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Things Joe Biden will take away:

If that’s a Ford Van then I’m the Queen of England.

It’s a bit odd, but every job I’ve ever had has had to deal with an inexplicable deficit of office supplies around the time of my departure. Huh.

It’s like mosh pits. Back in the day, you just slammed people and got slammed. Recently, I found myself in the pit with a bunch of Gen whateverthefuks and these kids come HARD. Like, throwing haymakers all through the crowd. I took one to the side of the head and went down hard. I think I’ll stay back by the bar at…

It’s a premium you have to pay to obtain a vehicle that is The Best. Sure, it’s The Best at selling slowly, but The Best just the same.

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